i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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