Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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