i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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