ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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