She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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