Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Bang-toberfest begins!!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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