They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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