i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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