i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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