I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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