I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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