never play flip cup with pint glasses
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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