So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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