Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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