Grow some girl-balls and come out already
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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