sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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