Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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