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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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