Midget sex pt 2 tonight
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He kissed a someone with a penis
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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