Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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