yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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