Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Let's get the cat blown out
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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