i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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