I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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