the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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