Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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