I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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