Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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