Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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