Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Sorry about my life...
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