There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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