Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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