I am puke
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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