Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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