I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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