I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
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okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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