She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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