i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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