"it" just moved
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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