I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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