Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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