Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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