The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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