No stitches, just platelets and will power
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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