I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.