I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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