I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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