we're blogging at a bar
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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