I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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