my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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