so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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