i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.